A Plan Of GENIUS
(prose of pure fiction)
My daughter's called Magaddy. She was abducted by a horrible white foreigner with a Scottish accent, who wasn't speaking and who was described by my friend-witness as very sweaty, wearing only a G-string, and with a breath of cod (it was like from two days ago, she says, but my witness couldn't see his face -from the back, ... [inaudible]- ERM she can't recall what she was doing in that position exactly. Her husband was watching football with the invited Choir Hostess AhhJoui, who was wearing something like a choir robe, but shorter). You are not allowed to call my daughter Maga, be very careful. Paypal at the bottom page. -ALL bizarrely coincidential elements (with ANY other story) are... coincidential, AND, SPECULATION. Keep on being generous, Gling-Gling & The Swing7 ;-}
The Story of Our Plan - Desperate Note, immediately after Abduction - in 15 easy steps - ALL COPYRIGHTS RESERVED (you'll soon understand why [muttered laughing, inaudible in microphone]):
1) money on media
2) pity-me money
2b) fresh air, sports, holiday trips, concerts, while we make guess what...(Lippie what did we say? Ah yeah, trips to airports.)
3) regular pity-me money (routine)
4) help me find Magaddy money (well ya know... pink PRs Do spin the expensive way) - and we DON'T like that word, 'expensive', all parents will understand that, mortgages premiums don't grow on trees [smirking and chuckling] F$$K, SHUT YOUR TRAPP LIPPIE! WE'RE STILL ON AIR!
5) court, I sue all these fuckers, and you if you dare say "Maga" - you know...
6) it brings me and HottLippie Healed, me wife, more media money in interviews
7) spin-spin for money (did we EVER mention the word 'money' before?) - be very prudent...Maga is OUR beautiful Daughter! OURS!!!! We're ONE jet away from ANY court thanks to our Frank-Builders money friends - and THANKS Jacques Paille! (in English: "Jack Straw", note of the Editor @ the Dohly Mail)
Lay on Five (grants) Jacques!
-14 Bottles and a bunch of grilled mackrels, por favor, for our friend Jacques- THANKS FLASH¬GORDON for the paid bill
- ALL in solidarity for findmagaddy.scam now!
8) talk more about props and marketing ploys (for money?), invent new ones. FIND THE MONEY AND PROVE WE'VE MADE IT, fecking toss Amiral, and take heed cause OUR book is no sheetroll.
9) sightings for money, good team
10) pedalo rings found, more money, Magaddy MUST be in every ring - but don't you ever say a word that starts with a P, like Prudence, remember?
11) PRE SALE press articles = eh eh = PAID adverts for:
12) Ta-lahhhh! ~~Thee BOOK!~~ = MORE MAAAASSSSSIVE MONEY! (OOOPSSSS! sorry Lippie, I'll let you sort that with Murderok) [excited Gling-Gling, sparkling eyes, bit stumbling:]
We titled it magaddy, caps cost too much money ~you know~ in passing~
13) media again, tv, crocodile pity-me tears, interviews for book etc etc etc = you know, BIG...
14) More suing, blogs, forums, people = guess! now you get it
15) Note Of The Sacked Editor as he had done a typo by mistake by publishing 'dot scam' instead of 'dot helpful':
"Even if these cunts were in jail waiting for the death penalty they would be happy cause they would still...